I left a wonderful roast beef sandwich in the refrigerator last night
from Honeybee la Colmena. Today, it is gone.
Seriously? Do I have to send out a company-wide e-mail reminding
people that the refrigerator is not your personal snack tray?
Well, it's not. I hope you enjoyed your fucking stolen sandwich, asshole.
Update: Oops. Looks like the "culprit" was the regularly scheduled fridge cleaning Thursday night. The crap economy can also help you jump to conclusions.
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