"Hello to all the Candy Cane Children in the Land, The White Stripes have completed the recording and mixing of their sixth album. It is entitled: Icky Thump.
The record was recorded in Nashville at Blackbird Studio. And word around the sewing circle is that many of your favorite White Stripe type songs may not be your favorite (pronounced favaright) White Stripe type songs for long."
Are the White Stripes smarter than a 5th grader? Probably. But if that's so, I wish they'd stop writing press releases like one.