What is this fat fuck laughing about?

Now that that total waste of human flesh (and one of the most notorious closeted men in America) Karl Rove is leaving the Bush Administration (indictment free, I might add),

what is the first thing this dickhead is doing when he leaves his position? No, he's not going to Disneyland. Rove told a reporter earlier this week that his first act out of office will be to "go dove hunting." The irony, of course, is lost on that humorless bunch in the White House, I'm sure, but you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

My suggestion to Mr. Rove for his hunting excursion: Take your pal Dick Cheney with you...and we'll all be hoping that the VP's aim is as "good" as ever...


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