These are words I live by. As a new resident of The D., they keep me grounded and sane in a city gone wild.

I thank you all for reading this. As we embark upon festival weekend, I hope to keep everyone up to speed on my rave activities, leading up to and possibly including any particular illegal or sexual activity I may engage in. Hold tight. It might get a bit bumpy in here!

Rave on to save the planet.



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