Tonight, at 8 p.m., that guy you like from that show about the computer people in California plays the Royal Oak Music Theatre
. I said "plays," which in this case means says a bunch of words and makes funny faces for you.
His name is T.J. Miller
. If you neglected to purchase tickets before today, you'll pay $30.
It is worth it! Probably. I mean, that's the cost of two pizzas, and now you don't have to eat those pizzas, anyway. You always hate yourself with that last slice!
T.J. Miller will help you to not hate yourself. He will also probably be funny as heck.