The face of a man who just ate too much sour candy? Or just a douche-nozzle? Definitely bro-spective frat material.
Take a moment to consider Mike Posner
. He turns 28 today, and he's scrambling to be one of the top crooners to that generation that's stuck "up in the club" chasing that one elusive perfect night before facing a lifetime of debt service in the feudal corporate state.
But, hey, he's from Southfield. So when you're listening to the boy-voiced vocalist head-bob his way through "I Took a Pill in Ibiza" or "Cooler than Me," you can do it with a little bit of hometown pride.
As for naming a song "Beneath Your Beautiful" just to tease those who love good grammar, that's where he loses marks with us. Grow up, chump. And happy birthday.