by Jack Roskopp
1. "I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay."
2. "I always thought I should be treated like a star."
3. "I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art."
4. “To me, the whole process of being a brush stroke in someone else’s painting is a little difficult”
5. “Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.”
6. “I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon but I want to Stay Alive.”
7. “Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free.”
8. “I am rich and famous. I have a talented and gorgeous husband and two beautiful children. I could go on.”
9. “I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.”
10. And finally, "Bitch, I'm Madonna."