The f*cking Dan Band is f*cking coming to Detroit



Fun fact — Did you know that Bonnie Tyler’s 1983 classic was originally called “Total Fucking Eclipse of the Heart”? No? You didn’t know that? Good, because it’s a goddamn lie — thanks to comedian Dan Finnerty and his outrageously funny Dan Band, who craft new takes on classics that keep us guessing and laughing. Though they’ve released a slew of original tracks, they are forever remembered as one of the best moments in the 2003 film Old School and serve as a reminder to not take everything so seriously (especially ’80s heartbreak ballads.) 

The Dan Band will perform on Saturday, January 20 at Saint Andrew's Hall at 8:30 p.m.; 431 E. Congress St., Detroit; 313-961-8961;; Tickets are $20.

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