Late night comedian Jimmy Kimmel sure is a funny dude. But when he took to the streets during his election special Tuesday night to deliver some Michigan polling results, we'll admit that we were very triggered.
What's on Senator Rock's fictitious agenda? Lower the age to buy scratch-off lottery tickets to 10 years old (for college tuition,) legalize and tax crystal meth (for medicinal purposes,) and, also, no fatties. That's right. No fatties.
As it turns out, no one knows Kid Rock's real name (which is Robert James Ritchie, by the way.) It's not Mudd
"Senator Buddy Humpson, I am disgusted and appalled that you won."
So are we, dude. So are we.
Watch the clip below.
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