A Christmas Story: The Musical

When: Tue., Dec. 20, 7:30 p.m., Wed., Dec. 21, 7:30 p.m., Thu., Dec. 22, 2 & 7:30 p.m., Fri., Dec. 23, 2 & 7:30 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 24, 2 p.m. 2016

Every God-fearing American knows the story of Ralphie Parker and his righteous pursuit for a Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle. He’s subjected to constant humiliation (Re: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!) and even made to wear enormous pink bunny pajamas before he is finally gifted with that blessed gun. Lovers of the classic film will enjoy this reimagining of Jean Shepherd’s writing, which includes music by composer/lyricist team Benj Pasek and Justin Paul. And yes, the slutty leg lamp does make an appearance in the play.

Price: $35-$75