Arts & Culture » Culture

Ask a Juggalo: What is something a Juggalo would never do?

by

comment

Q: What is something a Juggalo would never do?

A: A Juggalo would never be a hound dog. Never literally harass and or be an asshole in any way shape or form. And to be irritating and to be weirdo in the sense of being just hound-dogging-ass motherfucker, that's just no good. You don't want anyone riding your nuts, you know. A real Juggalo, flat-out, to quote the song, "A real Juggalo don't want no picture. They just walk up, like, 'What up, Ninja!?'" Just be a total, cool, chill motherfucker. A Juggalo would never ever ever cover up their tattoos. But, you know, at the end of the day you just, you're not disloyal. A real Juggalo would never be disloyal. No Juggalo would ever turn their back on another homie.

Q: Is it true that there's an ICP board game?

A: Oh yes. Violent J's brother, Jumpsteady, he's produced a board game, and he's made games ever since they were kids I'm not kidding. I'm a playing piece in the "Wraith of Shangri-La" board game, and it ain't your average Monopoly. I mean it is fucking evolved and it is dope. It's basically Dungeons & Dragons-esque, but in the realm of Psychopathic. And no bullshit: Vinnie the ICP Kid is an actual playing piece in the board game, and I can send you back to the beginning if you play me unless you're at the last stages of the game, so I'm just kind of like a crucial card, like, a real off-the-hook card if you pull me. It's unreal. So any time someone's like "Why do you listen to those guys," I'm like, "Um, I don't mean to be arrogant, but are you in a board game? No? No? OK, alright."

We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Detroit Metro Times. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Detroit Metro Times, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.

Email us at letters@metrotimes.com.

Detroit Metro Times works for you, and your support is essential.

Our small but mighty local team works tirelessly to bring you high-quality, uncensored news and cultural coverage of Detroit and beyond.

Unlike many newspapers, ours is free – and we'd like to keep it that way, because we believe, now more than ever, everyone deserves access to accurate, independent coverage of their community.

Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing pledge, your support helps keep Detroit's true free press free.