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BEST SPECIAL ISSUE

Best of Detroit

BEST COLUMNIST

Jack Lessenberry

BEST WRITER

Chris Handyside

Thank you for calling me the best writer. I thank you for that.

I like writing a lot. I like writing a lot because I get to tell stories. I like to tell stories about people. I like most to tell stories about people who make beautiful music. I also like to tell stories about people who are just people. Like me. Some people aren’t as good at making beautiful music as others. I like to write about them, too. But it’s different.

I like that you like my writing. It makes me very happy. Some of my journalism teachers really liked my writing. Some didn’t like it as much. I’ve always liked to write, though.

My parents like my writing. I like my parents. My co-workers are great writers, too. I’m proud to work with them. They tell stories about people, too. But they all tell different kinds of stories. Their stories are just as good, just different.

I hope you keep reading my writing. I never like to write the same thing twice. So pay attention. Thank you to all of the people I’ve written about. I hope to meet many, many more of you that I can write about. Keep making beautiful music and doing interesting things with your lives. I will, too. (Okay, enough already, just get it finished! — ed.)

As for this, well, I’d like to write more, but I’ve already missed my deadline. Again. — Chris Handyside

BEST STORY

"Slaying the dragon," by Daniel D. Zarazua

BEST COVER

Hudson’s implosion photo on the 1998: Year in Review issue

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MOST NEEDED ADDITIONS TO THE METRO TIMES

Sports section
Puzzles
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Swimsuit edition
Poetry section

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More porn
More comics
Babes

BEST CITY/SUBURB FOR THE METRO TIMES TO OPEN A NEWS BUREAU

Royal Oak

BEST PLACE FOR THE METRO TIMES TO START DISTRIBUTING PAPERS

Grocery stores and gas stations

BEST NEWS TIP FOR ’99

Don’t believe the Y2K hype

BEST QUESTIONS TO ASK ISADORA

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When is she retiring?
Is she straight or bi?
Where do these nutty people come from?
If you give chickens Viagra, will they lay hard-boiled eggs?

BEST PERSON (REAL OR FICTITIOUS) TO ADD TO THE METRO TIMES STAFF

Geoffrey Fieger

BEST EVENT FOR THE METRO TIMES TO SPONSOR

Ann Arbor Hash Bash

"BEST OF" CATEGORIES WE FORGOT

Best:

Gospel group
Airline
Place to smoke a bowl
Next mayor
Bar to get barred from

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