Inside Third Street Bar; 4626 Third St., Detroit; 313-727-PIES; dangerouspiesdetroit.com
How about “Safely Delicious”? The SMOG pie, customers’ favorite, makes the eater feel well taken care of with its rich, earthy combo of Steak, Mushrooms, Onions, and Gruyère. The umami of the steak and the mushrooms, the cozy ooze of the cheese, and the sweet-bite of the onions are all in perfect proportions, with horseradish sauce on the side for those who like their comfort food disrupted. Jack Handy advised, “If they give you a choice between regular heaven and pie heaven, take pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not — mmmmmm, boy!” Handy might just have been dreaming about the SMOG. And it’s just $7 a slice.