21354 Hall Rd., Clinton Twp.; 586-465-4688; naughtytimenovelty.com

While it's a shame that as a society we've not risen to the most basic level of ease with our own sexuality that we have to relegate sexual aids to the category of "toys" which are purchased merely as "novelties," it's super nice that brick and mortar stores still exist where one can purchase them. After all, it's great that you can get this stuff on Amazon, but sometimes your date has gone so well that you can't wait for the time that super saver shipping takes for your package to come.