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Best Reason to Invite Me to the Metro Times Best of Detroit Party

A few clever responses to why you should attend

"Because by the looks of this survey .... 

I really need to get out more."


"Because I still stand up for Detroit."


"Cuz I freakin' yodel."


"I used to work at 

Borders Bookstore."


"World peace?"


Sorry we could only pick five. See you all at the party. 

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