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Best Sexed-up Waitstaff

Tie between Luna and Hooter's

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TIE

Luna

1815 N. Main St., Royal Oak; 248-589-3344; 

lunaroyaloak.com

Hooter's

Novi, Roseville, Sterling Heights, Taylor, Troy; 

hooters.com

At Luna, you make your way to a table or bar and acclimate to your new environment — one that consists of lasers and dry ice, Portishead-Prince-Passion Pit mash-ups and stiff drinks — and you realize you're surrounded by a team of totally bangin' beauties. They're the kind that make you want to write a '90s slow jam, remix it, and dance until you're sweaty and hot. At Hooters, on the other hand, the sight of the signature white shirt pulled tight over her body, tucked into a pair of equally taut, high-hip orange short shorts is the brand. Lots of sexual tension for boys (and girls) too. Better than the menu. Sexy and saucy since 1983. 

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