Carnival, Festival

Circus of Whiskers

When: Sat., Nov. 4, 7 p.m. 2017

Since the advent of the lumbersexual trend, the popularity of stylish facial hair has become tantamount to that of the hallowed #PSL. This event, now in its third year, is a celebration of sideburns and a memorialization of mustaches. The competition will be MC’d by El Chapo (no, not that El Chapo) and the renowned Nain Rouge will even make an appearance. Contestants can participate in 14 different categories (natural mustache, mutton chops, etc.) and there are even two categories for all the bearded ladies out there. The beard bash will also feature live music, food trucks, and a subsequent “hangover brunch.”

Price: $20