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Detail: Earth Rated Poop Bags

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Sick of carrying around a stash of noisy, bulky grocery bags every time you have to take old Fido for a walk? Then Cass Corridog has just the thing for you. Earth Rated Poop Bags come in a stylish and discreet bean-shaped container that easily latches onto your bag or belt loop, making carrying shit stylish and easy once and for all. The dispenser also comes with a handy hook that accommodates a load-filled bag. Though they're billed as "lavender-scented" there is a distinct Porta-John odor, but surely that's to be expected. A dispenser with 15 bags will run you only $3, which keeps with their slogan, "Just pennies per poop."

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