Detroit Derby Girls

When: Sat., Dec. 20, 6 & 8 p.m. 2014

When people you have never met before in your life begin to talk to you in the checkout line about the latest sporting event related news, why is it never about the Detroit Derby Girls? Surely, they’re as strong and talented as any baseball player (you’d choke within one minute if you tried to chew tobacco and do roller derby). Perhaps we can all begin to institute this ourselves, by replying with authority to all sports talk with news of the upcoming tournaments by the D-Funk Allstars or the Pistoffs.

Price: $18