Live/Concert

Guantanamo Baywatch

When: Wed., Nov. 19, 9 p.m. 2014

This might be the best band name we’ve seen in recent memory. This Portland-based trio of two dudes and a gal unabashedly lays ample surf, punk, garage rock, and rockabilly references on thick, with equal debt to the Cramps and the Ventures. The whole thing is filtered through a delightfully sloppy, drunken haze — but it should be noted that there will be no Hasselhoff, though. No Hasselhoff whatsoever. Detroit’s Eroders and Prude Boys round out the bill. (21+)