Colone's businesses in Hell include Screams Ice Cream and Diner, a wedding chapel, a souvenir shop and a miniature golf course. The unofficial mayor of Hell announced this month — on Friday the 13th — that he was putting all of it, including the rights to merchandise and Hell-themed slogans, up for sale for the devilish price of $999,666.
Anthony DVS, as he is known, is the leader of Damned, which hopes to raise $1,333,666 to purchase Hell and build a performance art center where events could be held year-round.
If you want to chip in, the Kickstarter campaign is here. Damned has raised just north of $47,000 so far; it needs to produce the full amount by March 22. If you want to spend $150, for example, Damned promises it will — get ready for this — inscribe your name on the wall of Hell ... FOR ETERNITY!!