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Jeffrey Morgan’s Media Blackout


Includes the hit column "Jeffrey's Got a Brand New MB94"!

Jethro Tull — This Was (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "A Song for Jeffrey."

Jethro Tull — Stand Up (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Goes to Leicester Square."

Jethro Tull — Benefit (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "For Michael Collins, Jeffrey and Me."

Jethro Tull — Aquascum (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "The Day Jeffrey Finally Got Paid."

Jethro Tull — Thick as a Prick (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey's Ding-A-Ling."

Jethro Tull — A Prussian Play (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey, Talk to Russia."

Jethro Tull — Whore Child (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey's Big Score."

Jethro Tull — Bussing Out (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Comes to Harlem."

Jethro Tull — Songs from Ron Wood (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Feels the Fire."

Jethro Tull — Living in the Snatch (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Takes up Permanent Residency."

Jethro Tull — The Spinster in the Gallery (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Closes His Eyes and Thinks of England."

Jethro Tull — Eh? (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey's Hose Head Takes Off."

Jethro Tull — Strokewatch (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Gets Up for the Down Stroke."

Jethro Tull — Pictures of an Exhibitionist (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Pulls Out His Long Lens."

Jethro Tull — Tail From Pornographic Oceans (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey Plunges Into the Deep End."

Jethro Tull — Ummacumma (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Jeffrey's Cum-ba-ya."

Jethro Tull — Rock 'n' Roll Cannibal (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single "Careful With That Ax, Jeffrey."


UB40 – Geoffrey Morgan (Island) :: Look, I don't mind them saying on the front cover that I like white girls, but at least they could have the common decency to spell my name right.

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