Jeffrey Ross

When: Fri., Feb. 13, 8-10 p.m. 2015

The king of the Comedy Central roasts is here, and his set will undoubtedly push the envelope a bit. Here’s a joke he will definitely not tell as it’s a few years old: “In the lobby before the show some guy’s like, ‘Jeff, your eyes look red. Are you stoned?’ I’m like, ‘Dude, it’s my allergies.’ He goes, ‘What are you allergic to?’ ‘Pot.’

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