Musical

Legally Blonde

When: Sat., Feb. 9, 2 & 7:30 p.m. and Sun., Feb. 10, 7:30 p.m. 2019

Long live Elle Woods — the patron saint of “OMG!” Ever since Reese Witherspoon stepped out as Legally Blonde in, like, 2001, golden-haired babes are no longer dismissed as being dim-witted or dull. Nor are they incapable of winning a court case as a freshman law student based solely on knowing that one cannot wash their hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate.

Price: $30+