Mickey Avalon

When: Sun., Jan. 18, 8 p.m. 2015

Mr. Avalon is the author of the strip club/ frat house classic, “My Dick.” Among its finer lines, there’s “My dick, makes women squeal/ Your dick has no sex appeal,” “My dick, is fucking unreal/ Your dick is your Achilles heel,” and “My dick, causes carnage/ Your dick no one acknowledge.” Mr. Avalon probably has some other songs he has written, or other things in his life he’s accomplished. But for you, for me, Avalon is the bro from Silverlake who slurs that one novelty rap song. So when you go, make sure to ask for it, loudly, at every opportunity, even if he’s already performed it.

Price: $15 ADV - $17 DOS