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It used to be a big deal to have your picture on a Wheaties box because it represented a great achievement in sports. Now, Wheaties are kind of boring; they are just tan flakes with no pizzazz, cartoon mascots or neat giveaways. They seem to just take up space in the cereal aisle. Maybe I’m wrong and there is really some secret power in the “Breakfast of Champions” that provides superhuman capabilities. Either way, it is now possible to get your own picture on a box of Wheaties without having to sweat, jump or run. Send in $28.95 to with a photograph and get an 8-ounce Wheaties box sealed in a permanent acrylic cover. However, perverts, they do reserve the right to refuse any “inappropriate” photos.

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