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Really open door

Do you remember those episodes of the "Brady Bunch" in which Greg was trying to assert his manhood? He tried calling Mike and Carol by their first names, became a rock star and moved from the boys’ bedroom to the den and then to the attic. It is in this last move to the attic that Greg became a man. Instead of a door, he had those snazzy beads that just screamed "bachelor pad!" Now, you can trump Greg Brady with a set of door beads with a pot leaf ($25 at Two things that never go out of style are door beads and marijuana! Put the two together and you’ll have an open-door policy to hang loose. What grabs your attention? Tell Attention Span at

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