When: Starts Dec. 18. Mondays-Sundays. Continues through Dec. 18
David Sedaris, author of hilarious autobiographical tomes like Me Talk Pretty One Day, penned these spectacularly anti-holiday stories, which Joe Mantello later adapted for the stage. Shows at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday, and 5 p.m. on Sunday; Tickets are $25 Friday and Saturday, $20 Sunday, and $10 Monday.