Kid Rock 'married' cougar Loretta Lynn over the weekend in spontaneous 'tabloid fodder' ceremony
by
Jerilyn Jordan
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August 31, 2020 at 2:40PM
A picture might be worth a thousand words and a six-pack of Badass Beer if that picture just so happens to capture a tender moment between notorious Michigan-bred douche bag Kid Rock and country legend Loretta Lynn, both of whom said “Bawitdaba” at the altar in Tennessee this weekend. OK — so they probably didn't quote Kid Rock's gibberish-filled banger from 1998 but Lynn, 88, and Robert “Kid Rock” Ritchie, 49, did have some fun during an elegant “hillbilly soiree” vow renewal for Lynn's son, Ernest, and his wife, Crystal.