Let France make your water.
Let Denmark make your cheese.
Let India answer your tech support.
Let Chile catch your sea bass.
Let Mexico make your piñata.
Let Canada make your dental floss.
Let Costa Rica sew your cargo shorts.
Let Yemen manufacture your Chia Pet.
Let Japan produce your animated torture porn.
We’ll build your car.
(At least the parts that aren’t made in Canada or Mexico.)
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