Who's hot and who's not in Detroit?

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As part of our Lust Poll, we pitted familiar local celebrities against each other to see who you thought was hotter. Here are the results:

Attorney Joumana Kayrouz (62.4%) beat attorney Beth Bernstein (37.6%).

Fox 2 news anchor Amy Andrews (62.3%) beat Channel 4 news anchor Carmen Harlan (37.7%). Actor Jeff Daniels (55.9%) beat actor Tim Allen (44.1%).

Tigers manager Brad Ausmus (64.4%) beat Lions coach Jim Caldwell (35.6%).

We've long suspected that anyone who lives in Detroit is a bit of a masochist, and your responses seemed to prove that. When asked to rank your level of pain enjoyment during during sex on a scale of 0 ("French tickler") to 10 ("cat o' nine tails"), the majority of you ranked "7." Kinky! Thanks for your answers! The pleasure was all ours.

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