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You know it's a slow news day when you're blogging about Taco Bell ...
On this sunny Friday afternoon we received word that Taco Bell, everyone's favorite prescription for gut rot, is bringing back two fan favorite burritos.
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES.
That's right, folks, you once again can consume the Beefy Crunch Burrito and the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito in exchange for 100 pennies.
And while that information is enough to elicit shrieks of pure mirth, the even more exciting news is that Detroit is the biggest market for Cheesy Double Beef Burritos.
You read that right, darlings. We're buying more Cheesy Double Beef Burritos than any other city in the country.
And L.A. is selling more Beefy Crunch Burritos than anyone else, which is interesting considering both Detroit and Southern California have access to a ton of authentic Mexican food. Although, we're cheating everyone by saying Taco Bell is Mexican food.
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