Fortune and Maltese


It's sharp suits, suave stage presence and ever-stompin' 60s shimmy-shimmies! It's the now sound from 32 years ago! It's retro a-go-go all over again! It's Fortune and Maltese and the Phabulous Pallbearers, and won't someone give these colorfully charismatic garage rockers their own TV variety show already!?

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