Thought No. 1: Let us not, brothers and sisters of the Rust Belt, heap umbrage on one another, deprecating one another, when we should be uniting for an enlightened urban policy in a just economy that would better all of us.
Thought No. 2: How the fuck does Cleveland get off dissing us! Fuck them!
Thought No. 3: Isn’t there a video team here in the D that can rise to the challenge and put the Mistake on the Lake back in its place?