"Fed a fish to pelican at San Franciso Bay
He tried to eat my cell phone.
He ran away."
Ah, green screen. What would modern cinema be with you?
And for those of you who bristle at that thought that fucking rainbows after it rains, shooting stars and magnets are miracles and not explainable by science, there's this absolutely brilliant retort, "Learn Your Fuckin' Science".
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