Just in time for the Gathering of the Juggalos
(which starts tomorrow), the AV Club notes
that some wag named Sawfan666
has come up with a few Magic: The Gathering cards based on Juggalo lore. You can buy all three for $6
. Unfortunately, you probably won't be able to get two-day shipping to Thornville, Ohio (and what would the UPS guy do once he got there?), but it's a nice tip of the hat to the clowns.
As for that Barbecue Beef Faygo ... stick to Cotton Candy.