Fall is here — which means the season of homoerotic fraternity hazing rituals is in full effect.
At least that's what we reckon must have been behind the recent vandalism of Michigan State University's famous "Sparty" statue. The vandalism went down in the wee hours of Friday morning, according to WLNS
Vandals painted a blue "M" on Sparty's chest, and maize "alpha" and "omega" symbols on his torso. They also painted his penis.
See the crime scene below: