World to end next month on Oct. 7

by

comment

Were you all excited to see that Chvrches show at the Masonic Oct. 8? Bad news, dude. The world is coming to an end Oct. 7. Prepare yourself.

Or at least that's the message behind an interesting tract that came to us in the mail. The pamphlet tells us that the door to Heaven was shut on May 21, 2011, and there is now "a strong likelihood" (love the way they qualify it) that "the end of the world" is at hand.



The last time this happened was back in May of 2011. That's when we reported on a big party at the Russell Industrial Center to celebrate the end of the world. Unfortunately, the world did not end. (We did, however, suffer through an awful hangover.)

So if you heard it here first, remember it. When you borrow some money, just make sure you have to pay it back after Oct. 7. You might just come out ahead.


Tags

We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Detroit Metro Times. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Detroit Metro Times, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.

Email us at letters@metrotimes.com.

Detroit Metro Times works for you, and your support is essential.

Our small but mighty local team works tirelessly to bring you high-quality, uncensored news and cultural coverage of Detroit and beyond.

Unlike many newspapers, ours is free – and we'd like to keep it that way, because we believe, now more than ever, everyone deserves access to accurate, independent coverage of their community.

Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing pledge, your support helps keep Detroit's true free press free.