This cat's LinkedIn profile is absolutely better than yours



You better hope Rudi doesn't apply for the same job as you because there's no way you can compete with this.


Can you build custom homes AND stitch the shit up? Yeah, we didn't think so. 


He's a cat of many trades.  

The biggest boss that we've seen thus far
  • The biggest boss that we've seen thus far

He's even done work for Governor Snyder! 


And he's multi-faceted. He's also an animal welfare advocate, a staunch feminist, AND he volunteers at his local Salvation Army.

Need more inspiration for getting your LinkedIn game to Rudi's level? You can see his full profile here


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