Trump v Bernie: who makes the better Juggalo?


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Just when you thought this election couldn’t be any more of a circus, we hear about the hashtag #JuggalosforBernie. That got us thinking, if there's a hashtag, there's gotta be a picture of Bernie Sanders donning Juggalo makeup.

And of course, the Internet did not disappoint. 

  • Photo via Facebook
We discovered this photo on the Juggalos for Bernie Facebook page, which among other things, also led us to the photo of the Juggalette breastfeeding at a Sanders rally in Ohio [awesome]. This election is the best.

  • Photo via Facebook
That question, 'wonder what Donald Trump would do?' got us thinking, if there are Juggalos for Bernie, there's gotta be Juggalos for Trump. 

And of course, we quickly found it. Trumpalos United is a thing that exists and now, a photo that will likely give you nightmares tonight. 

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