The former athlete/wrestler/actor recently made waves after appearing in a YouTube clip for Viceland, describing 3 different ways to break your penis., in graphic detail (ie: All I heard was SNAP! Blood squirting everywhere).
The medical term, we learned, is "Contused Penis Syndrome", and apparently it took eight different doctors in the room to figure that out. College educations literally hard at work. Get it? Hard... nevermind.
Dismantling your genitals can apparently have it's benefits, however, as pictures of alleged broken dick were sold to papparazzi for a $25,000.
He's now taking it all with a grain of salt, or multiple pills, actually, and get's right back to work.
“She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead,'” Rodman recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my dick.'”