Detroit: Tell us your (mis)adventures in online dating! 💦

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Hey 😘 WYD? It's almost time for Metro Times' annual Lust Issue, 💦💦 where we get down, 😈 dirty, and downright swipe-happy. 😜

Once again, we're asking our readers to slide into our DMs 🍆🍆🍆 with your seXXXiest 👅stories, most disASStrous🍑dates, and/or sweet tales of Tinder turned happily forever after.😻 It's lust🌽 OR bust.🍒

Maybe it was a case of tough 😩😩 cuck luck. 💁‍♂️ Or maybe you reeled in a BIG OL' cat🐟. Or maybe it was simply l🌝ve at first squirt 💦👀🌋 (aww). We want it all. For last year's issue we f🔎und some crazy stories but we all know a lot can pop off🍾 in a year.❣️

So tell us all about your👉 hot 🌶(or ❄️not) dates, sexploits, and WHORE💋iffic tales from Tinder, OKCupid, 🐝Bumble, 🔨Grindr, and dating apps we haven't 🔮even heard of yet.🍌 Send your stories to lust@metrotimes.com by Wednesday, Feb. 6, and we'll publish your anonymous answers in our Lust Issue (on newsstands Feb. 13). 😎

Whoever 🙋🙋‍♂️has the best story will receive an erotic💧🍑🍆 prize package from one of our advertisers.💦💦

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